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sharab samaj ka 1 dushman hai,
Aoao milke kasam khaye,
is dushman ko khatam karen gay.
ek botal tum khatam karo,
ek botal hum khatam karen gay... |
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This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep
cat, a cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat, 20 cat,
seconds cat! Now read it all without the word cat!
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roses are red, violets are blue, frankenstein is
ugly but what the hell happened to you???? |
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God
made man and then rested. God made women and then no one
rested. |
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This messege can only b read by a CUTe person
Try again ..................
Nothing ? sorry i guess your just not
CUTE........................
Hey ! don't force it , u r not CUTE . |
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Be nice to the ones who smoke.. every cigarette might be
their last. |
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Don't feel sad, don't feel glue, Einstein was ugly too !
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Those beautiful eyes, that incredible body, such a
brain, a sexy mouth, nice smile .... but that is enough
about me, tell me how you are? |
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When I was a dog, and you were a flower, I walked over
you and gave you a shower!! |
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Be friendly with your kids, they choose your home when
you are old! |
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The Police are looking for a suspect who is smart, sexy,
witty & very good looking... So where are you gonna to
hide Me? |
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