kehtain hain ke ISHQ main nind Urjati hai
Kehtian hain ke ISHQ main nind urjati hai
Koi Ham Say Bhee Ishq Karay
Koi Ham Say Bhee Ishq Karay
Kambakhat Nind Bohot Aati hai !
****heehehhe**** |
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If marriages r made in heaven, den wat r made in Hell?
Ans : the days after marriage |
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Teri aankain jhuki jhuki
tera chehra khila khila
jab tere chehre per haath ghumaya
to aadha kilo fair & lovely mila |
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Judge: U r crossing the limits.
Lawyer: Kaun Saala aisa kehta hai?
Judge: How dare you call me saala?
Lawyer: My Lod, I said kaun 'Sa Law' kehta hai? |
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U r the 1st thing that comes 2 my mind. I wish I could
start my day with U in my bed. I jus luv ur feel to my
lips. U just make my day, I love U NESCAFE! |
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Its difficult 2 understand GOD, He makes such beautiful
things as women and then he turns them into Wives! |
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Passwords r like underwear: change them often.
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Aaj...... Aaj Ek Sweater Aur Pehen Lo...
Aaj Ek Razai Aur Odh Lo... .
Aaj Ek Mufler Aur Lapet Lo...
Aaj Do Moze Aur Pehen Lo...
Aaj Ek Kehwa Aur Pii Lo...
Aaj Ek Heater Aur Chala Lo...
Kya Pata....
Kal Thand Ho Na Ho ! !! |
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Bhagwan apki umar lambi karey! Bhagwan apko Naukri de!
Bhagwan apko Khush rakhe! Bhagwan apko Barkat de! Yaad
ho gaya? Chal phir Katora utha aur shooru ho ja. |
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May our friendship turn into silver, silver into gold,
gold into diamonds... and may our diamonds be forever...
Then we'll sell it OK? Fifty-Fifty |
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What do u call a woman in heaven?
An Angel
A crowd of woman in heaven?
A host of Angels
And all woman in heaven?
PEACE ON EARTH! |
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