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Santa (reading from book of facts) "Do you know that
every time I breathe a man dies?" Banta: "Why don't u
use a mouth wash?" |
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1960's
Girls: Pehla pehla pyar hai ankhon main bahar hai aja
mere sajna tera intezar hai
2005's Girl: Phela pehla pyar hai ankhon main bahar hai
aja mere sajna warna dosra tayyar hai.. |
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Tu Chaand maange main Chaand de du,
tu raat maange main raat de du,
Tu dil maange main dil de du,
Tu Jaan maange......
Abe bas bheek maangne ki bhi koi limit hoti hai |
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Maine
Kaha Dil-Ruba- Usne kaha Paise Dikha. Maine Kaha-Paise
Nahi Usne kaha Kaise Nahi Maine Kaha Mehangayi Hai..
Usne Kaha-Ja Tu mera Bhai Hai.... |
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Rose,Lotus,Tulips,Sunflower all flowers are nice and
sweet but they have no comparison with U bcoz Gobhi ke
phool ki to baat hi alag hoti hai..... |
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Teacher : Which is more important to us, the sun or the
moon?
Pupil: Moon...
Teacher : Why?
Pupil : The moon gives us light at night when we need it
but the sun gives us light only in the day time when we
don't need it. |
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life without u is impossible.. u r n my breath n blood..
i can't spend a sec without u.. 4 u left me i'll die..
0oye hell0oo i m talking abt oxygen ;) |
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kia dekh rahay hoo...apna kaam karoo |
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Zindage mein aisa koi lumha na aaya..Har pal na ho too
mujhe yaad aya..Dunya men aisi koi exhibition na
hoge..Jis men kunjoose ka award aap ne na ho paya!! |
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Aaj didar, kal yaar, parso pyar, phir ekrar, aur
phir-intzar, phir-takrar, phir-
darar, saari mehnat-bekar, aur akhir mein-Ek aur devdas
at beer bar! |
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Three dreams of a man: To be as handsome as his mother
thinks. To be as rich as his child believes. To have as
many women as his wife suspects. |
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