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Funny SMS Jokes |
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A small kid wrote to Santa Clause, "send me a
brother". santa wrote back, "send me ur mother". |
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its too hard to lose someone who is 95% cute 96%
sweet 97% loving 98%talanted and 100% friendly thats me
what a shame if u lose me hahahahahhaahhahahhahhahahh |
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Maine poocha chand se...
Kabhi dekha hai mere yaar sa hasin.....
Chand bola....
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TUSI
bade hi gr8 ho,
RASGULLE ki pl8 ho,
PEPSI ka cr8 ho,
ANDE ka oml8 ho,
SMS KARANE ME bade le8 ho,
JALEBI ki tarah stra8 ho,
KHER jo bhi ho mere fevr8 ho...! |
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Kya bindas hava chal rahi hai, birdy gaana ga
rahe hain,
Cow log grass eat rahe hain,
shaane log SMS kar rahe hain
aur dhakkan log SMS padh rahe hain |
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After
a quarrel, a husband said to his wife, "You know, I was
a fool when I married you." She replied, "Yes, dear I
know, but I was in love and didn't notice." |
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What is a difference between a Kiss, a Car and a Monkey?
A kiss is so dear, a car is too dear and a monkey is U
dear. |
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Scientists all over the world r wondering how long a
human being can live without a brain... Kindly tell them
ur age... |
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majnu ko laila ka sms naheen aaya, majnu ne 3
din se khana naheen khaya majnu marne wala tha laila
ke piyar main aur laila bethee thi sms free honeke
intizaar main. |
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Main uski yaad mein ban gaya baraf ka gola
Main uski yaad mein ban gaya baraf ka gola
aur vo boli ki Thanda matlab Coca Cola |
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Arz hai unki galiyon ke
chakkar kaat kaatte kutte
hamare yaar ho gaye, wo to
hamare na ho sake par hum
kutton ke sardar ho gaye... |
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