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Friedship is just like wine.. as it gets older
it gets sweter.. just like you and me.. you are gettind
older and i am getting sweeter. |
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Mere Marne ke baad aey dost aansoo mat bahana...
agar yaad aaye meri to seedhe upar chale aana...
Agar waha me na dikhu to samajh lena tu narak me hai... |
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Unlike others, ur brain is a masterpiece. it has
2 halves the left & the right The left has nothing right
in it & d right has nothing left in it. |
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We've
known Each other 4 Quite a while now, do u think we can
be more than Frnds? Will u be my Partner 2 rob a Bank? |
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I saw U on Road today. U were lukin SO fine, Ur
face SO divine, Ur walk SO perfect. My Heart started
singing a Sweet Song: Who Let The Dogs Out!
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Do
u know similarity between Dinosaurs and Decent Girls?
Both don't exist. |
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Dream makes everything possible, Hope makes everything
work, Luv makes everything beautiful, Smile makes all
the above... So always Brush ur Teeth |
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Ha ha ha ha hha ha ha ha ha hha ha
ho ho ho ho ho oh oh oh ooh ohh eh eh he he
hhe he he hee he he hha ha ho ho ho ho he he he.........
KUCH NAHIN BAS TUMHARI
SHAKAL YAAD AA GAYI.... ha ha ha ha ho ho ho ho..... |
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Birdy birdy in the sky, left a poopie in my eye.
Me don't care, me don't cry, me just happy that a cow
can't fly! |
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Last night was my fault, my wife asked, "what's
on the TV?" and ..... I said, "dust!" |
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Difference: It's funny when people discuss LOVE
MARRIAGE Vs ARRANGED. It's like asking someone, if
suicide is better or being murdered |
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