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Funny SMS Jokes |
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I want U 2 know dat our friendship means a lot 2
me. U cry I cry, U Lauf I Lauf, U Jump out of da
window... I look down & den.. I lauf again. |
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Remember 2 remember me! 4get 2 4get me!
Evn if u try 2 remember 2 4get me
I wil nevr 4get 2 remember 2 remind u 2 remember me!
Believe me...! |
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Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Every 1
can c it but only U can feel its true Warmth, Thank U 4
being the pee in my pants.. |
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Friend is like a GAS blown from the ASS, Which creates
noice n nuisance to others but gives Me RELAXATION and
COMFORT. Thanks for being the GAS of my ASS. |
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Girl's excuses: Phone mat kiya karo dear, mom hoti hai
near, papa se lagta hai fear, baat nahin hoti hai clear.
Isliye SMS kiya karo dear without fear n very clear. |
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I'd climb the highest mountain. I'd swim the ocean blue,
I'd do anything my dear- Just to get away from you |
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Someday you may lose your hair, you may lose your teeth,
your money and even lose your mind. But one thing you
will never lose - your good looks, coz you can never
lose what you don't have! |
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Tum meray liye aik Mobile ki tarah ho,khwab mein attay
hoo SMS ki tarh,Dil mein
bs jatay hoo Ring Tone ki tarah,mohabat tumhary hai
Balance ki tarah ,hum ko
bhoool na jana Network ki tarah. |
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Fa=40/
Rexona=35/
Safeguard=30/
Lux=40/
lifeboy=15/
Silk=30/
Imperial=20/
Plz inn main say koi bhi lay lo but aaj naha lo...plz |
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Yeh tumhara SULAGTA hua JISM ...KAPKAPATAY HONT....LARKHARATI
AAWAZ...THARTHARATA BADAN ...mujhe pehle se shuq tha ke
tumhain MALARIA HAI..... |
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Boy: in just 3 days of knowing each other, u r
ready for marriage?
Girl: I am working in the same bank for 3 years in which
u have your account. |
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