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Funny SMS Jokes |
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7 rules to be happy...
1>never hate
2>dont't worry
3>live simple
4>expect a little
5>give a lot
6>akways smile
7>have a friend like me..... |
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I have the "I",I have the "L",I have the "O",I
have the "V",I have the
"E",... so pls can I have "U"? |
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While walking down the street, I heard an old
man say "I've been in love with the same woman for
almost 50 years now." I was touched until I heard him
say "I wish she knew." |
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I
may not be your PEPSI choice of the new generation; I
may not be your COKE, only the real thing; or your NIDO,
world's no. 1 but I can be your REXONA I won't let you
down. |
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When things go wrong, when sadness fills ur heart, when
tears flow in ur eyes, always remember 3 things: I’m
with u, U have money & Bar is open
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Luk
at the world as 1 big chocolate cake. It would never b
complete without few sweets n nuts. Sweet like ME & nut
like U. |
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Sincere Apology:
If u dont like ny of my SMS or dont like 2 read or if my
msgs disturb u,then plz dont hesitate,feel free 2 Throw
Ur Mobile!! |
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Consequences of American life style:
The wife rushed into house screaming 2 her husband,
Darling, Come quick! Ur kids n my kids r beating our
kids |
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Their are moments in life when you really miss someone.
And you wish you could just pluck them from your
dreams.. |
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Aim for the stars. But first, aim for their
bodyguards. |
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There r 6 Billion people around the wrld. I dnt
knw y i keep on msging
u.
Maybe bcoz.. 5,999,999,999 cant replace... a single
'YOU'. |
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