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Funny SMS Jokes |
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Sweet candies are nice to eat
Sweet words are easy to say
but, sweet ppl are hard to find
OH MY GOD! how did u find me |
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One man read a board 'likhane wala briliant,
padhane wala idiot.."
Man becomes engry, he rub board and writes,
"padhane wala briliant, likhnewala idiot...." |
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You r my sweet SONA , I don't want u KHONA , I
want a place in your heart's KONA , Otherwise i will
start RONA , Atleast Good Morning to kar LONA. |
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NOBODY
like U,
NOBODY cares for U,
NOBODY misses U,
NOBODY wants to see U good,
NOBODY is Ur best friend,
NOBODY is happy with U...Dont cry!!!
My name is NOBODY. |
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Just bcoz u got an sms u think someone likes u?? huh??
Well.. no one likes u.. no one misses u.. no one cares 4
u.. no one
remembers u...........MORE THAN I DO! |
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What
do you do when you see an extremely cute person? Ako, I
stare at the person and smile, but when I get tired, I
just put the mirror down. |
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Today, tommorow and yesterday there will be
one heart that would always beat for you
You know Whose???
your Own Stupid!!! |
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A sardar falls in luv wit a nurse.. After much thinking,
he finally writes a luv letter 2 her: "I LUV U SISTER" |
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The Japanese have produced a camera that has such a fast
shutter speed it can take a picture of a woman with her
mouth shut! |
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If u read dis, I'm SMART. If u save dis, you agree dat
I'm SMART. If u fwd dis, u r spreading dat I'm SMARt &
if u delete dis, u r jealous coz I'm SMART |
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Life is like MATHS:
friend ko plus + karo, Dushman ko Minus - karo,
Khushiyon ko Multiply
X karo, Gam ko Divide / karo, aur life ENJOY karo. |
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