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Funny SMS Jokes |
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na tum chat per atin , na main deewana hota , na tum
patthar martin , na main kana hota. |
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At this moment 3.7 million are sleeping, 2.3
million are falling in love, 4.1 million are eating and
only 1 stupid in the whole world is reading this
message. |
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If you think there is good in everybody, you
haven't met everybody. |
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Once
in a jungle all the animals were eating PAN PARAG PAN
MASALA
But girraffe was not eating. Why?
Because Oonche log oonchi pasand MANIKCHAND |
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1980 girls: Maan mei Jeans pehanungi
Maan : Nahin beti log kya kahengey?
2006 girls: Maan mein mini skirt pehanungi
Maan: Pehen le beti kuch to pehan le! |
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Ap ki awaz KOYAL Jaisi, Aankhain HIRAN Jaisi, Chaal MOR
jaisi, Aadtain BANDAR Jaisi. Acha hota agar koi ek cheez
Insanon Wali Bhi Hoti |
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My girl and me, we are so perfect, she loves me, and I
love myself too... |
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This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep
dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog,
seconds dog! ... Now read without the word dog. |
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*Monday= Friend ship!
*Tuesday = Love!
*Wednesday = Proposal!
*Thursday = Wedding!
*Friday = Fighting
*Saturday = Divorce!
*Sunday = Rest!
*Monday = Next! |
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QUESTION?
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R U SEARCHING 4 ANSWER?
SHAME ON U
1+1=2 |
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Clinton, Tony & Musharraf died and went to hell.
Clinton called America. Bill 40 rs
Tony called to England. Bill 70 rs
Musharraf called Pakistan. Bill 1 re
Clinton and Tony asked the STD owner, why is this
difference?
He replied: Hell to hell is local. |
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