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Funny SMS Jokes |
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A girl phoned me the other day and said..."Come on over,
there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home. |
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Just close ur eyes and think of urself for 10
seconds......
Open ur eyes !
Now you will realize that u have wasted 10 sec in
thinking of a fool............ |
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During Marriage ceremony why is the bridegroom
made to sit
on the
horse
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He is given his last chance to run away. |
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Taj
mahal kiya chez hia main to us se bada mahal banaoun ga
aree mumtaaz to marke
dafan hoi thi main to tujhe zinda hi dafnaoun ga. |
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Q:What is the difference between a wife and a
girlfriend?
A: About 45 pounds!! |
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This is the telephone terrorist team. While receiving
this message a virus will
be activated. This virus should have infected your
mobile by now. Your mobile
will be disabled, unless you are ugly |
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Teri Maa Di
Tere Peo Di
Teri Behan Di
Tere Bra Di
Teri Babi Di
Tere Pure Khandan Di
Te Meri v Tu Jan Hai |
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Mohabbat 1 bar ho jaye us ko bholapan kehtay hain, 2 bar
ho jaye us ko dewaanapan kehtay hain, 3 bar hoo jaye us
ko pagalpan kehtay hain, agar phir bhi na rukhay to use
kameenapan kehtay hai. |
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Khuda bachaye hamein in haseenon se, naazneenon se,
dilnasheenon se, jaaasheenon se... par inhe kaun bachaye
hum kameenon se...
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Remember me every day, every moment warna......
1,2,3,4,5,6,7,
8,9,10,11,12,13,
14,15,16,17,18,19,
20,21,22,23,24,25,26,
27,28,29,30,31,32
ek ek kar ke saare DANT TORD DIYE JAEIN GAY.....
heheheheh |
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REPEAT THESE LINES ATLEAST 2 HOURS EVERYDAY AFTER NAMAZ
OUTSIDE THE MOSQUE & U WILL B A MILLIONAIRE WITHIN FEW
MONTHS
"Allah k naam pay day day baba" |
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