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Astrologer: U'll meet a young gal who wanna
everything about u.
Frog: When n where?
Astrologer: Next semester in Biology lab |
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Sugar is sugar, Salt is salt, God made you dumbo,
not my fault! |
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Ikhtiyarre tabbasum ki lau ko
tarranume numayish se aghaa dena...
Jo iska matlab samajh aaye to
please mujhe bhi bata dena..... |
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Evolution of Man:
Shadi se pahale: HERO No. 1
Shadi ke baad: COOLIE No. 1
Shadi se pahale: Meine Pyar Kiya
Shadi ke bad: Yeh Meine kya kiya |
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Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain
right now..... sorry I have to leave, I can't find a
brain |
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WELCOME
To
www.human.com
Type password
*
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New Member:
U r welcome
Processing:
Denied! Sorry u r not human.
Try
www.monkey.com |
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Happiest man is on whose,
daughter's photograph is on femina cover,
son on india today,
girlfriend on playboy,
WIFE on missing coloumn of newspaper. |
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I love "u",
I love "u",
I love "u",
I love "u",
I love "u",
I love "u",
I love "u".
Hey! Don't get excited, I love other alphabets too...v,
w, x, y, z ! |
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Tum haste raho..
Haste raho..
Haste raho..
Mukurate raho..
Sada khilkhilate raho..
Khush raho..
Mera kiya hai..
Log tumhain hi Pagal kahenge..
Hahahahaha....... |
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One day i read smoking is bad,
i stopped smoking.
one day i read drinking is bad,
i stopped drinking.
one day i read SEX is bad,
i stopped reading. |
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Monday went on Tuesday 2 Wednesday and asked
Thursday whether Friday has told Saturday that Sunday is
a holiday. Have a Great Sunday... |
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