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Marriage SMS Stuff |
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day a man inserted an 'advert' in the local classifieds:
"Wife wanted".
Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said
the same thing: "You can have mine." |
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A
good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf
husband. |
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I've
got a good friend who married a Doctor.
One day he told her: "You need to do something to spice
up our love-making".
Soon thereafter, he came home and found her in bed with
another man who is also an M.D.
"Why?" asked her husband. "You said I needed to do
something to spice up our love-making;
I just wanted to get a Second Opinion", she replied...
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The definition of a perfect Wife? - one who helps the
husband with the dishes... |
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A woman was telling her friend , "It was I who made my
husband a millionaire."
"And what was he before you married him?" asked the
friend.
The woman replied, " A multi-millionaire". |
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I require only three things of a man. He must be
handsome, ruthless and stupid. |
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A little kid asks his Dad, "Daddy, how much does
it cost to get married?"
"No idea," replied the Father, "I'm still paying for
it..." |
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I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a
jury. |
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Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take
time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little
candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes
Tuesdays, I go Fridays. |
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Can you imagine a world without men? No crime
and lots of happy, fat women. |
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Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it
to her or she'll take it anyway. |
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