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 Life
is like math. Friends ko plus kro , dushman ko minus kro,
khushion ko multiply kro, Gham ko divide kro, aur
hamesha muskrao. |
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aap
ko miss karna roz ki baat hai
aap ko yaad karna aadat ki baat hai
aap se door rehna kismat ki baat hai
magar aap ko jhelna himmat ki baat hai .. |
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Wife- i will die. Husband- i will also die. Wife- Why do
you want 2 die? hosband- bcoz ma itni khushi bardasht
nahi kar sakta:! |
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Tum hoti to aisa hota, tum hoti to waisa hota
Tum is baat pe itna hasti, tum uss baat pe itna khush
hoti,
Tum is baat pe ye kehti,tum uss baat pe wo kahati
shukar hai tum nahi ho!!! |
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TUSSI BARY GREAT OO
RASGULY DI PLATE O
COCK DA CREAT O
ANDY DA AMLATE O
PAWAIN JO WI O
TUSSI BARAY GREAT O
HAHAHA |
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Sardar going with his sister, Some shouts "Oye, ,mashoka
le ker kahan nikle" Sardar gets furious & slap him &
says" Oye. mashoka hogi tero. Meri to behan hai"! |
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Ajnabi galeyon se hum guzra nahi karte,
Dard-e-dil liya aur diya nahi karte,ya dosti ka rishta
sirf tum se hai, warna itnay SMS kise ko kiya nahi karte... |
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Suchta tha har mor per aap ka intezar karenge.. per,
per, per, per, per, per, per, per, per, kambhakat sadak
hi sidhi nikli. |
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Message pe message bhejte ho, bhej bhej ke bheja kharab
karte ho, bhejte ho toh bhi kya bhejte ho, khud ka bheja
to chalta nahi dosron ka bheja hua bhejte ho!! |
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Kya mamu apun ki yaad vaad nahi aa reli kyaa?
Kya apun hi tere ko aise jhakas msg bhejta rahenga kya?
Bole to tu bhi ek-do rapchik msg chipka dal! |
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3 friends r there named andoo pandooo amd
gandooo angoo is write this sms pandooo is going to
market and gandooo is reading this sms. |
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